I hope I never get famous

I. TWERK. ON. ERRYTHANG. IN. MAH. HOUSE.

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:19:24 -0400

cholafied: Tobias Fünke Loves Hardcore Gang Banging

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:01:48 -0400

cholafied:

Tobias Fünke Loves Hardcore Gang Banging

n-nja: 10000steps: fitness—health—nutrition: How to Become a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 02:42:10 -0400

n-nja:

10000steps:

fitness—health—nutrition:

How to Become a Morning Person InfoGraphic

Another GREAT infographic from greatist.com!

all true! all things that i do.

Augh I need to work on this SO BAD.

When I wake up at 7am for no apparent reason

Sat, 11 May 2013 07:35:36 -0400

at Olive Garden

Mon, 06 May 2013 17:17:00 -0400

at Olive Garden

alcoholictonystark: ed-pool: Sailor Moon Avengers Assemble by...

Mon, 06 May 2013 08:39:58 -0400

alcoholictonystark:

ed-pool:

Sailor Moon Avengers Assemble by Ann Marcellino

//When I was a kid I wanted to be the dude that threw the rose all the time, Tuxedo mask. Yep I’m the guy who watched Sailor Moon for fun don’t judge me >.>

"How about you…delete his number, delete the message thread, and then, when he texts you, eat a..."

Sun, 05 May 2013 01:03:00 -0400

“How about you…delete his number, delete the message thread, and then, when he texts you, eat a honey bun?”

- Lance Booth, photojournalist

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Fri, 03 May 2013 23:26:27 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

Revolution. (at Michael Diversey’s)

Thu, 02 May 2013 00:57:00 -0400

Revolution. (at Michael Diversey’s)

So soon. This’ll be me everyday.

Wed, 01 May 2013 16:16:00 -0400

So soon. This’ll be me everyday.

#whatisthisplaceseriously #chicago

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:22:14 -0400

#whatisthisplaceseriously #chicago

This place…is the most magical. Faries. Make. This chocolate....

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:16:00 -0400

This place…is the most magical. Faries. Make. This chocolate. (at The Chocolate Garden)

Late to #kingdomhall. But this dress is so today! #fashion (at...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:28:00 -0400

Late to #kingdomhall. But this dress is so today! #fashion (at The Afro Bungalow)

how do you tell someone that you don’t deserve them, that they’re too good for you, that...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:35:52 -0400

how do you tell someone that you don’t deserve them, that they’re too good for you, that you’re out of their league and mean it?

Q.U.E.E.N. Available on iTunes:...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0400

Q.U.E.E.N. Available on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/jmqueen

“They be like/”Ooh, let them/eat cake”/But we eat wings and throw them bones/On the ground”

Flying from National to O’Hare. Going from Concourse C to F....

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:42:00 -0400

Flying from National to O’Hare. Going from Concourse C to F. #traveling #airports #flying (at Chicago O’Hare International Airport (ORD))

Flight #1: saved by altitude and ginger ale

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 14:34:00 -0400

Flight #1: saved by altitude and ginger ale

at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA)

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 16:44:00 -0400

at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA)

me: I might talk fast, but I'm articulate right?

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:11:00 -0400

me: I might talk fast, but I'm articulate right?
Man at bar: you are as articulate as a machine gun.
Me: you hear every bullet come out that chamber, don't you?
Man: yes, you do.

Photo

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:57:36 -0400