I hope I never get famous

But not really. Aspiring actor, part-time waitress, educator, writer, and painter; self-proclaimed "cooking boss" and general life commentator. I also do reviews: http://borntocrit.tumblr.com
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#whatisthisplaceseriously #chicago

This place…is the most magical. Faries. Make. This chocolate. (at The Chocolate Garden)

Late to #kingdomhall. But this dress is so today! #fashion (at The Afro Bungalow)

how do you tell someone that you don’t deserve them, that they’re too good for you, that you’re out of their league and mean it?

Q.U.E.E.N. Available on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/jmqueen

“They be like/”Ooh, let them/eat cake”/But we eat wings and throw them bones/On the ground”

Flying from National to O’Hare. Going from Concourse C to F. #traveling #airports #flying (at Chicago O’Hare International Airport (ORD))

Flight #1: saved by altitude and ginger ale

at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA)

  • me: I might talk fast, but I'm articulate right?
  • Man at bar: you are as articulate as a machine gun.
  • Me: you hear every bullet come out that chamber, don't you?
  • Man: yes, you do.