August 2012
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“I’m gonna find me a reckless man
with razorblades and dice in his eyes...”
– Cat Power, “Silver Stallion”
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I cook dinner while drunk.
Tonight it’s BBQ chicken with jalepeños, onion, and cilantro
With a side of homemade mashed potatoes
And quick-fry honey veggies.
I’m two beers in right now.
If you want to be my roommate, call me.
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Sometimes I lock myself out of the house
And everyone panics like
And then my neighbor comes home and lets me in, so when I call everyone I’m all like
“no big deal guys, already in the kitchen just chillin’ out, lol”
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So I bought two pair of suspenders on Saturday.
And you know, I like them. A lot. I’m determined to wear them with more than just pants, especially because I have TONS of skirts that are ever-so-slightly too big for me, and wearing a pair of suspenders to hold them up MIGHT be an interesting style combination.
Of course, I went to Hot Topic to get them (and at the best time too! They were having a storewide BOGO sale; fan.tastic.) and I...
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Bathroom realization:
Messing with your pupil by making it oscillate and dilate is actually really fascinating to watch if you get close enough to the mirror
Made me realize why optometry’s cool.
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11 More Wonderful Words With No English Equivalent →
nevver:
Seigneur-terraces (French) Coffee shop dwellers who sit at tables a long time but spend little money.
Ya’arburnee (Arabic) This word is the hopeful declaration that you will die before someone you love deeply, because you cannot stand to live without them. Literally, may you bury me.
Schlimazel (Yiddish) Someone prone to bad luck. Yiddish distinguishes between the schlemiel and...
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Watchasoddaswearingshoes:
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princeofdoki:
Instant reblog.
stop what you’re doing and watch
Not reblogging this is a federal offense.
<3
I can understand if you don’t reblog this. It just means you are not a man.
this will make a man out of me
I’m never gonna catch my breath when I see this on my...
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“And when you scan the radio/I hope this song will drive you home.”
– The Postal Service, “Such Great Heights”
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When you thought the webcam on your laptop was...
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The double standard. The 100th post.
Gentlemen:
Yes, texting me in the evening might indicate that you could be romantically interested in me. Making sly comments about liking my responses to what I have to do tomorrow (go to the gym, confirm voice lessons, etc) do not go unnoticed. No, I am not eschewing your attention. But see, here’s the thing.
As of April 2012, I have vowed to be married to myself and my work. The...